What Not to Say
Here is an example of something you should not say to your wife, when you get in bed with her- after returning home from being gone all weekend.
Damn crabs!!!!!
Here's the story. Doug went fishing with his dad this past weekend for a long weekend. He came home Monday evening around 5:45. When he walks in the door he is walking with a very pronounced limp. Oh jeez. (serious eye rolls here) So I ask him- "What happend?!" He tells me a tale so . . . un-Doug like, it's a little funny.
Apparently Monday morning as they were getting ready to leave, Doug decided to try and catch some crabs- the kind that live in the water, not the kind you catch from a scantily clad woman that charges for services rendered (hahahaha). So he's standing on the bank of the lake with his net and . . . somehow falls in. In all the commotion of unexpectedly getting in the water- he doesn't know how he hurt his knee. But he apparently strained or sprained his knee- as it is swollen and- while I am not typically a sensitive woman- it does seem really hurt.
My favorite part of the story is that he had to change into dry pants- on the side of the road. hahahaha- Doug was standing in the road, without pants on- after catching crabs!!!!!!! Tell me that's not funny. That's funny. I chuckle everytime I think of it. It's funny literally and funny if you follow the double meaning of crabs.
So anyway- he gets into bed last night and is struggling to get comfortable and says, "Damn crabs!!!!" Then we both had a good laugh about how that's not the thing to say to your spouse when you've been gone all weekend.
Damn crabs!!!!!
Here's the story. Doug went fishing with his dad this past weekend for a long weekend. He came home Monday evening around 5:45. When he walks in the door he is walking with a very pronounced limp. Oh jeez. (serious eye rolls here) So I ask him- "What happend?!" He tells me a tale so . . . un-Doug like, it's a little funny.
Apparently Monday morning as they were getting ready to leave, Doug decided to try and catch some crabs- the kind that live in the water, not the kind you catch from a scantily clad woman that charges for services rendered (hahahaha). So he's standing on the bank of the lake with his net and . . . somehow falls in. In all the commotion of unexpectedly getting in the water- he doesn't know how he hurt his knee. But he apparently strained or sprained his knee- as it is swollen and- while I am not typically a sensitive woman- it does seem really hurt.
My favorite part of the story is that he had to change into dry pants- on the side of the road. hahahaha- Doug was standing in the road, without pants on- after catching crabs!!!!!!! Tell me that's not funny. That's funny. I chuckle everytime I think of it. It's funny literally and funny if you follow the double meaning of crabs.
So anyway- he gets into bed last night and is struggling to get comfortable and says, "Damn crabs!!!!" Then we both had a good laugh about how that's not the thing to say to your spouse when you've been gone all weekend.
Poor Doug!
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