Andrew says the funniest things!

I won't lie- I am actually not the author of this post.  This post is actually penned by Andrew's teacher.  It is an email, telling me something that Andrew said today (at Doug's expense) that just makes me giggle everytime I even think about it.  I just love this kid. 
Before you read it- here's a little background on it.  This week in Andrew's class, to celebrate "Read Across America," they have had mystery readers come in a couple of times a day (I am the mystery reader tomorrow- reading "Green Eggs and Ham!") usually it's parents, but today it was not- so with no further ado- here's the email:
I was trying to let the kids to guess who our mystery reader was today.....it has been parents so far, so naturally they were guessing all parents.
So I said I'll give you a hint...."This mystery reader loves to read"....kids continued naming parents.....I said I'll give you another hint......"this mystery reader loves to read sooooo much that he went to college to read and got a job where he reads and is around books all day".  So Andrew who was raising his hand, puts his hand down says "Well my Dad's an Ag teacher, and he can't read, so I guess it's not him". 

hahahahahahaha- poor Doug. 

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