He'll Be Single Forever

I don't have to worry about tolerating some new girlfriend of Andrew's.  I don't have to go through that awkward stage of checking her out and deciding whether or not I approve of her.  He'll never keep a girl long enough, to get to the "Meet My Parents" Stage.

See now-a-days, they conduct a lot of that early communicating stuff with texts.  Andrew is a horrific texter.  He'll create- unintentionally- all kinds of drama, and every girl will dump him.

I got this text today.  He wanted to know if I could figure out what he meant.

The first part of that text sequence is from over a week ago.  I literally have no idea what he was talking about with "Doug gazing him out."   I included that in this screen shot because I wanted you to see that over a week ago- I criticized his spelling.  

Today he sent me the "U emoji 2 fat"  What does that mean?  I have too much junk in my trunk?  I'm too fat?  I'm big like a yellow taxi cab?  He even "corrected" it by retyping the offending word.  When I asked him what exactly he was trying to tell me.  He laughed.  He said, "NO! That's not what I meant."  Well . . . what the heck did he mean then?!  Oh- he meant "I drive too fast."  Yeah . . . that's exactly what I got out of that.  

Well, let's see if he can figure out this?  He better get used to seeing because it's gonna happen a lot.


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