Cool . . . or Moronic?
Periodically throughout the elementary years Andrew has come home with common elementary aged type jokes.
Like, "Mom, you say, "Shhh," and I'll say "it."
They're hilarious. I mean, I totally can't stop laughing. Hah, ha ha, haaa. . .
Sometimes they get more advanced.
"Mom, say "Fork" with a British accent." Now that one did entertain us for a bit, while I demonstrated my spot on British accent.
Today he said, "Mom! Hahaha, say "Sofa King." Well, I'm no do-do, I thought about it first. Nothing. I couldn't think of a thing. But . . . it obviously had something, otherwise why would I say such a ridiculous thing.
Finally, after minutes of waiting for me, he says, "So . . . fa king . . . "
Huh. I see where he's going with that, but who walks around saying, "So f*^#ing."
I pondered on this the rest of the ride home. I mean, it just doesn't make sense. We stopped and ran an errand, and the thought still passed through my head, "So f*^#ing. . . " Really- who says that???? I thought, "People say so f*^#ing cool." Or "So f*^#ing awesome." So I told Andrew, "Sofa King doesn't make sense, but if you said, "So fa king cool." He sat there for a bit and said, "yeah . . . that is better. I'll tell everyone at lunch tomorrow!" Ohhhh, shhh ittttt, I'm so forked (with a British accent), I sure hope Andrew doesn't say that loud enough for teachers to hear.
Like, "Mom, you say, "Shhh," and I'll say "it."
They're hilarious. I mean, I totally can't stop laughing. Hah, ha ha, haaa. . .
Sometimes they get more advanced.
"Mom, say "Fork" with a British accent." Now that one did entertain us for a bit, while I demonstrated my spot on British accent.
Today he said, "Mom! Hahaha, say "Sofa King." Well, I'm no do-do, I thought about it first. Nothing. I couldn't think of a thing. But . . . it obviously had something, otherwise why would I say such a ridiculous thing.
Finally, after minutes of waiting for me, he says, "So . . . fa king . . . "
Huh. I see where he's going with that, but who walks around saying, "So f*^#ing."
I pondered on this the rest of the ride home. I mean, it just doesn't make sense. We stopped and ran an errand, and the thought still passed through my head, "So f*^#ing. . . " Really- who says that???? I thought, "People say so f*^#ing cool." Or "So f*^#ing awesome." So I told Andrew, "Sofa King doesn't make sense, but if you said, "So fa king cool." He sat there for a bit and said, "yeah . . . that is better. I'll tell everyone at lunch tomorrow!" Ohhhh, shhh ittttt, I'm so forked (with a British accent), I sure hope Andrew doesn't say that loud enough for teachers to hear.
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