Spring Chicken
I have a birthday coming up in a few weeks. I am not telling you this, to solicit birthday wishes. I don't post my birthday on Facebook, because I don't like to have a big deal made out of my birthday. There are only 2 people allowed to make a big deal out of my birthday- my mother and Doug. However, Doug can't make too much of a big deal. It's a slippery slope he walks at birthdays, and there are very few times he gets it just perfect. Not because he's a flunky, but because I am a pain in the arse (as if I would be anything less). There are unspoken rules, but if he were a good husband he would know what I want done for my birthday. See- he has to know the exact amount of effort I want him to put into the occasion- without me telling or indicating in any way what I want. And, the effort I expect changes from day to day, mood to mood. Sometimes I want a nice dinner out without children- to a good restaurant and I want a good des...