Michael Myers Lives in My Neighborhood
Last week, when I took the dog for her last walk of the night, we encountered the crazy cat. That cat has totally ruined my life. I have since changed my walking routine. The new routine has brought about an awareness of a sinister presence on my street! Obviously- the cat is a black cat. True story. So, there Gracie (that's the dog) and I go, out and about tonight. Tripping along, she's enjoying the pleasant scents, and I've got my eyes pealed for that stupid cat, in case it's trying to sneak up on me. When I get a few houses past my house, I let my guard down. I checked out this one particular house that I enjoy looking at because the landscaping is so lovely. I realized, that again all of the lights were completely out. The entire house was pitch black. Come to think of it, the house is always pitch black when I take the dog out around 9- 9:30pm. I mean- there's not even a glow from a cable box or clock. It's super...