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Cool . . . or Moronic?

Periodically throughout the elementary years Andrew has come home with common elementary aged type jokes. Like, "Mom, you say, "Shhh," and I'll say "it." They're hilarious.  I mean, I totally can't stop laughing. Hah, ha ha, haaa. . . Sometimes they get more advanced. "Mom, say "Fork" with a British accent."   Now that one did entertain us for a bit, while I demonstrated my spot on British accent. Today he said, "Mom!  Hahaha, say "Sofa King."  Well, I'm no do-do, I thought about it first. Nothing.  I couldn't think of a thing.  But . . . it obviously had something, otherwise why would I say such a ridiculous thing. Finally, after minutes of waiting for me, he says, "So . . . fa king . . . " Huh.  I see where he's going with that, but who walks around saying, "So f*^#ing." I pondered on this the rest of the ride home.  I mean, it just doesn't make sense.  We stoppe