Back Off Sister!
There is a lead up story to the real story. The lead up is this: when Andrew was in the 3 year old room at daycare, the ultimate of ultimate insults among the three year old sect was to call one another, "Baby!!!" Whenever anyone called Andrew this, he would completely fall apart. It absolutely infuriated him. He was NOT a baby!!!! It doesn't matter what age kids are, when they get a reaction like that . . . well they just increase the taunting. Doug and I decided we'd give him a comeback, and practice with him. So, whenever someone called him "Baby!!!" he was supposed to respond, "I don't care." We practiced the tone of voice he was supposed to use, we practiced not falling on the floor crying, and we practiced a LOT! It turned out to be a useful lesson, because eventually people stopped calling him "Baby!!" and then we got to reiterate the lesson again in kindergarten when the ultimate insult was "Stupid!" Fast ...